Sunday, February 18, 2007

Happy Cheena New Year!

"OINK OINK!... It's sad to know that that's all I'm thinkin' of right now. "

Happy Cheena New Year, one and all!

*Stores red packets away.*

Right, off to the post.

It's now the year of the pig. But this is no ordinary 12-year re-occuring zodiac year.

This is...

The year of the GOLDEN pig.

(People say that it comes every 600 years, so it must be extremely lucky.)


This is MY version of a GOLDEN pig.
She only eats and sleeps.

Oh yes, wouldja lookit that! A picture... In a blogpost?!

Mmhm, to celebrate the year of the GOLDEN pig, Don is selling out trying out a picture-blog.

Yes, that means it will be more reader-friendly, and a helluva lot time-consuming for muah.

Who cares about broken pages and long pageloads.

You're now Doing it with Don.

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So then, pacing through the countless shameless articles about the year of the Golden Pig, one has to wonder:-

WHO THE F- CREATED THAT YEAR?

Look, if this rare year comes only twice in a millenium, then surely the annals of Ancient China would have recorded it... SOMEWHERE. And don't tell Don that it's because of a certain crazed 'first emperor' who burnt the records. Because he would have been long gone by the Ming Dynasty.


"Actually, I gave him the elixir of life! Take that, Hou Yi!"

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But really, think about it. There has to be something to it. *coffdecreasingbirthratescoff*

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But while Don was searching for stuff on t3h internet (it has everything), he came across another one of these GOLDEN little nuggets...

Chinese Zodiac

... And since Don was born in the Year of the Horse, why not?


Whinny Whinny? What onomatopoeic word does a horse make?!

People born in the Year of the Horse are cheerful, active, and popular. (Ha!)

They generally don't worry, and they adapt easily to different situations. (Woah, accurate.)

They also tend to be fickle and overly talkative. (Lagi accurate.)

Their ability to quickly analyze situations and handle business matters makes them good bankers and businesspeople. (Even more accurate.)

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Man, I'm not one to believe in such things, but hell, the zodiac is pretty accurate.

What do you think?...

... Gimme angpao.

Donovan did it again @ 6:20 AM



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