Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The Chosen Path

"Anyone realise that the cut-off points of the more popular JCs stop at 13, while the less popular ones start at 17? Where will a fifteen pointer (with bonus, poo) like me go? It's a flaw in the system, damnit."

Okay.

Enough of the whiny-bitchiness.

This is a memo intended for Don.

Yes, I'm talking to you me you, asshole.

This post is concerning your choice of junior college after your O' levels.

Note that this is for your eyes in... A year's time. You better not be regretting my decision, because that would make you look like an idiot, not to mention me too.

So then, let's begin.

...

Dear Self,

I hate you so much short of jumping off a building to stop the hate. Because I like the hate. And torturing your very demented existance. Trust me when I say that you are like a meat shield of loathing. Well, a skin-and-bones shield, anyway. Get fat already.

Asshole.

Now that we're over and done with the obscenities, let's get down to business. Fifteen points, with bonus. Where to, where to?

Nanyang would be the first choice, but it is highly unlikely you'll end up in its Science course. You'll have to go to the Arts course, AND most probably contribute to NY's Puglilistic Society. Oh wait, you don't really want to continue with that CCA, do you?

Closer to home too, huh? But you know you won't be able concentrate on studies there?

So why the hell did you...?

Oh, for better chance in appealin'?

Fat hope.

*Nanyang JC. Arts course. First Choice.*

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Catholic JC. Oh please. How did that even...

The location's bad for you.
The culture's unsuitable for you.
The CCAs pose no interest to you.

Then why are you...?

Because?

What the hell does a "because" explain?

Never mind.

You fail at life.

*Catholic JC. Arts Course. Second choice.*

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Which comes to the last choice.

Wait.

What do you mean "last"? There's at least five more junior colleges!

Not interested?

Not interested?!...

You know what, never mind.

*Yishun JC. Science course. Third/Last choice.*

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You know you'll get into YJC. You know it.

So then, howja figure out your courses?

Yeah, so you did better at the art/humanities subjects rather than science. Much. much better.
That doesn't mean you should pursue humanities mainly. Oh wait, yes it does.

You tell me now that you're interested in... what again?

What happened to aspirations in being in the medical field? I mean, you don't HAVE to be a doctor. You can be a paramedic. A male nurse. Heck, even a pharmacist. I'm sure Unity would love to have you onboard after your graduation from college learning how to differentiate a lilac white pill from a peachy one.

"Bah. They all look the same to me. Just pop, uhhh... all of them tonight before you go to bed," would be your last sentence as a professional.

No longer interested, huh? What, has that ego of yours retracted back into that pathetic excuse for a scrotum?

Whatever, sir. I mean, ma'am.

Arts now? What are you going to do when you grow up?

Journalism? Yeah, you look like good paparazzi.

Architecture? Sounds good. If you're lucky to be able to venture into that field.

Business? BUSINESS?! AhahAhaHAHahAHhaAhaHAhaha!... I think I just wet myself.

Yeah sure, sputnik. Go do whatever your heart tells you to. Even Mommy said so.

Just don't come back and scream at her for "not providing you with a proper ambition" or what-not.

For now, focus on the A's.

Yours Cynically,
Don

P.S. I really wish you all the best though. I want to see you make something out of your---- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Damn, I was almost able to pull that with a straight face. You still suck.

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