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Scanning through MSN nicks.
Concept started by Donovan as a stress-reliever.
Mission: Type the first mean or nonsensical thing that comes to your mind when you read these.

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1. Bluffology. So listen to the music of the moment maybe sing with me. =)
And then we'll dance all night, baybeh!

2. ANALysm- Nyang! (Allah Pwnz)
Wtf?

3. Moves so sick, you'd call the medic
How sick would that be, then?

4. Because you got into me in a way words can't describe
A bloody, rotten mess would sum it all up.

5. a la votre!
Rightt.

6.Sacred Falconer.
Undeveloped Birdy.

7. No matter where you go, I'll always be with you, spiritually and mentally.
Stalker!

8. Deceptified simplicity.
Four-syllable words that don't make sense when put together.

9. And life goes on.
Not.

10. I WILL NOT BE EASILY BEATEN!! - i mus control myself
So that means you can still be beaten. Just not easily. =D

11. 4+8+15+16+23+42=108
1+1= Banana.

12. i love you.
It's an illusion.

13. Pull the trigger, end this illusion.
ROFL.

14. You took my heart away.
Why did you allow it to be taken in the first place?

15. Babelicious.
Roast pork!

16. And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain, Just smile back...
=))))

17. Life's great! Hehex..
EuU r sO bLufFiNg uRsElF LoRxXxXx...Kekex to that!

18. Dreams reflect inner desires..
-insert witty comment here-

19. Happy New Year!!!!
Astute of you to notice after four months.

20. Rahh.
Grahh!

21. Fine... You win, I lose... Damn! I never get to win any "World's Loser" contest!
World's biggest loser is won by your brother.

22. Sometimes, You Might Not Know What Hit You...
Strawberry muffin.

23. Ppl care abt ppl who care abt themselves.
If so, the world would be a much, much, happier place.

24. Don't ask.
Why?

25. Rancour.
Smellionator!

26. Path Of An Archer.
Arrows ran out, bow broke 'nto two.

27. Unos yijeros ergo~s...The Lethargy of Life.
You ain't talking sense now. *points at noose*

28. Rehabilitation.
Desertification.

29. Encrypted.
Password broken.

30. Blurp.
Burrrrrp. My burp's louder!

31. Not yet the love I want.
Good fer you!

32. (: I'm stupid.
(:

33. Masquerade.
Quack?

34. Irresponsibility.
What is up with these one-words?

35. By death I shall escape from death, and life eternal gain.
"By death I shall escape from death." Back to the blackboard, Einstein. Your sentences aren't making sense.

36. Kawaii!
Baka!

37. Unsimplicity.
Is that even a bloody word?

38. Beyond
... the mountains and the hilly spring valleys~~~

39. I realli duno wad can i do..
Then don't do anything.

40. wearethechampion
Champions use the space bar.

41. who.am.i.kidding.
Not me.

42. Perhaps being a kid ain't that bad..At least I dun have to put on a mask everyday.
Papa, is that you? Oh, it is! I couldn't recognise you from that mask >.>

43. Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
(Damn, nothing to say about this. This is deep.)

44. Whatever. Do I care?
Yes you do, or not you wouldn't be typing this.

45. Love is not possession, that's why I choose to let it go. =]
You let love go? Or did you let the person go? And shouldn't it be "chose"?

46. I'm jus an emotional shit.
Shit ain't got no feelings.

47. Sob I seldom online le..sob......laptop gt problem ><
That's probably because you're sobbing on your laptop. Electricity doesn't work well with water.

48. I know I don't live alone now, cause I've got you.
But what happens if "you" goes away?

49. It's just that it's delicate ; -It keeps leaving me needing you.
What's delicate? What keeps leaving you needing who? The hell?

50. Is hopeless.
Keep thinking like this and you really will be.

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Again, Donovan would like to stress that whatever said here was said in jest.
The nicknames people come up with on MSN are either nonsensical, extremely emotional, deep, or just downright self-derogative. Either way, a quote is a quote is a quote.

Cheerio.