Author's Notes:- This is going to haunt Don for quite a while.

Someone Shoot Me Down- A parody of You're Beautiful by James Blunt

My life is over,
I'm feeling sore.
I was an idiot,
oh, that I'm sure.
I had to be annoying,
I had to be a prick.
"Find inner peace,"
oh, that I said
to another dick.

Someone shoot me down.
Someone shoot me down.
Someone shoot me down, right now.
I had to tell you to find your peace,
and now you're fucking pissed,
but you didn't know you'll miss.

Yeah, his shirt was off
T'was ready to fight.
It was at that point that he knocked
fucking light
Weiwen off his feet as he charged once more.
This time, he almost hit the class door.

Someone shoot me down.
Someone shoot me down.
Someone shoot me down, right now.
Another person took a video of us.
Now I don't know what to do,
I'm an idiot just like you.

Lalalalalala.
Lalalalalala.
Lalalalala-laaaa.

Someone shoot me down.
Someone shoot me down.
Someone shoot me down, right now.
There must be people with a smile on their face
When they see topless adolescents' fat.
So now many else will see,
We're on the internet.
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And all Don said was "Find your inner peace" when he saw HB threatening to beat Cheng2 up.
HB refused, threatening to beat me Don himself.
"Okay lor, whatever you say."
This agitated HB to no end that he wanted to fight it out with Don after school. He took off his shirt and lunged at Don, sending a kick at Don. Don returned that gesture with his kick, and their feet connected. Unfortunately Don was thrown back by the connection, and he spun back. The other guys tried to stop the senseless brawl when HB tried to kick Don again, this time failing to and falling back.

And that's how you make guys take off their shirts and throw themselves at you, girls. Tell them to find their 'inner peace'. Try it, they may even fall for you. Literally.