Don stared at the screen.

"Kao!" He scowled. The screen had that particular piece of text, in block letters.

"i can't people with NO morals (one example is TAN WEIWEN of sec 4/1-sadly, my classmate)" The words scrawled upon the coffee-brown wallpaper.

What did Don do to Pam? He got out of her way so many times already.

Damn tolerant le la, Don thought. Yes, words tend to travel through the mind in a non-conformist manner, in a mode of transport widely known as Singlish.

Oh, so that was what Pam thought huh. I'm not conforming enough?

A page was flipped through M.

"Conforming to standards of what is right or just in behavior; virtuous"

Don must have not have morals for not conforming to standards. Somewhere along the journey through education he must have done something criminal. Murder? Rape? Don refused to recall memories. Little was known that he was behind the election of Bush. It was solely his fault that Bush got elected a second time.

Or maybe Don just didn't finish his chinese homework. Gasp. That's not right.

Maybe Don had to conform to Her standards. But what were they? Ever so impulsive, Don accessed MSN, only to find the 'TroubleShoot' icon.

Bah, some things are better left alone, urgh.

Wait. That was not the worst part.

Pam compared Don to Peter. (He has an English name Peter? He doesn't look like a Peter! He's more of a Dick.)
Don does have a wrong attitude towards life, but hey! That was just low to stab him in the back by saying that Peter's attitude was like his.

(Gawd I can't enough of this Peter thing. Any Johns? Alex? Muthu and Ali? Peter. Gawd, haha. Does anyone actually call him Peter?)

Ouch.

Enough was enough. Don made a phonecall. Cheney picked up on the other line, with a familiar kick-ass funny accented voice in the background.

Ah-bian must be there too, Don thought.

"Hello, Dick speaking."

"Remember those weapons of mass destruction? I want them delivered to and detonated in Singapore, Lentor..."

- - - - -

Fine.

Don actually went to finish up his mathematics homework. Exams were coming up, anyway. He didn't feel well either.
So much for being 'guai'. Some people just can't stop associating you with bad things.

One day.